Hey this could never happen to me
11 o'clock news, you're on t.v.
You lie dead in a pool of red
Now that's your reality
Shaking, rattling and rolling
An earthquake just went bowling
Best damn bowler I ever saw
That motherfucker even tore down the Santa Monica Mall
Rollin down Vista Del Mar
I smelled a funky stench from afar
Looked to my right what did I see?
A stinky, muthafuckin, shit-factory
My eyes were burnin, my nose was runnin
Rolled up da window but da smell kept comin
How could this be what can we do?
Gotta do something about the ol' poop stew
Forecast calls for mushroom clouds today
Grab your cross get on your knees and pray
Your world is upside-down, your cross is inverted
It's the coming of the end no matter how you werd it.
How could you be so damn naive
Cause you're living in luxury
Out of sight, out of mind
If you can't see IT than you're phukin blind.
Morning comes can't get out of bed
Oooh my aching head
Where's my money I have to pay the rent
In my pockets there's only lint.
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Just another night can't sleep again
I fall deep inside myself, my only true friend
Too many problems can't think straight
I'm a dollar short and a day late
Someone save me I'm falling fast
Just can't escape my past.
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Close your eyes and see (4x)
I ain't got no quarrels with you
You tell me what I'm supposed to do
I ain't got no quarrels with you (2x)
Claim your race Take a look at your face
I'm a full blooded Nothing...and HA HA so are you!!!
(chorus)
Intoxicated by the way she looked at me
Maybe it's cuz I have one too many
It doesn't mean I don't know who you are
I think we've gotten that far
Maybe that friendship thing isn't so bad after all
How could that be when you don't even call
You pass me by as a tear falls from eye
It's such a shame that it's a game
What the people say is true, it's a political soup
Carrots and grits representing wealth and money pits
Beef and broth more then HUH... coup de ta
Potatoes and extra bread All the politicians are fucked in the head
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It's a political soup...Nothin I can say or do
It's a political soup...We need somebody good and new
It's a political soup...The world is damaged here and there
It's a political soup...And no one seems to care
Let's talk about Bush and Reaganomics it's something out of the Sunday comics
What goes on itn't what we see you gotta open your eyes to reality
War over oil? Who's insane don't drag me in it's not my game
Our final words to you is we're running out of luck. Kick back, have a beer, no one gives a fuck
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Those assholes always get their way so there's nothing left for me to say
Nancy Reagan just says, "NO!", Bill Clinton tokes away
Gotta legalize it, Don't criticize it, I will advertise it Yeah, yeah
pa pa pa pa papapapasuckmy penis
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I can't let go to the dayz gone by
The times we had the times we cried
Another sign that our love is forever
As the days go on I'll never say never
(chorus)
Just as sure as the days go on
and this feeling's carrying me strong
seen my reflection I feel so confused
Someday I hope to be with you
days go on
Is it me or am I acting strange
Can my thoughts turn into a game
All the times seem to last forever
Hand in hand forever and ever
Open your heart, open your mind
My heart is true yet my eyes are blind
Forever beating in eternal bliss
My heart pounds in a single kiss
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To give it up would be a sin
If we did, we'd wish it together again
Never leave
And now I find that you won't come
Come back to me and make my lips one
Looking for you... Looking for you
You keep my guessing You've left no clue
Where am I going? What will I do?
Looking for you... Looking for you
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Oh Gertrude, my Chia Pet
I'll keep you so moist and wet
Oh Gertrude, my Chia Pet
I'm so glad that we have met
WHY'D I BUY A CHIA PET
IT JUST EMPTIED MY WALLET
I CARED FOR IT NIGHT AND DAY
JUST YESTERDAY I FOUND OUT IT WAS GAY
I HATE THAT STUPID SHEEP WANT TO SMASH IT TO A HEEP
I HATE THAT CHIA PET I JUST WANNA JUNK IT
Chia Pets are your best investment
Tons of enjoyment you'll receive from it
It may only be a clay sheep at first
Just water and watch the plants burst
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CHIA PET! CHIA PET! CHIA PET!
I...LIKE...CHIA...PETS...THEY...ARE
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
(chorus)
I see the evil in his eyes
Society's symbol of demise
Life's too short too dear
Don't make me live my life in fear
(Tobias' lyrics illegible)
Jerk off Fuck off
(Mario's lyrics illegible)
Your mom Your dad
(Dave's lyrics illegible)
Tato Eddie