Aliens Against CWR

(No longer on) Friday nights
6 to 8 p.m.
Des Moines cable channel 46
(channel 12 in some parts)

Nitsudge

Kered

For your amusement, I have left our welcome message here in its entirety. --Kered

The Aliens Against Corporate Whore Rock have landed!!! We have but one purpose on this rock you call earth--to colonize your puny planet. To do this, we send out subliminal messages buried in indie rock sound waves. We chose this relatively unknown genre of music since we absolutely despise the corporate crap that pervades the commercial airwaves. In fact, we are the reason why you must listen to that garbage! We have already brainwashed the major label execs into getting that junk (which also happens to be plagued with our messages) played for us. Since we're set up our secret base in Des Moines, we need all the help that we can get, as outside the DSM area our signal drops off. Sick of hearing Matchbox 20 and Oasis constantly??? HAH!!! You can thank us extraterrestrials for that!

And now for the introductions... I am Kered, and my associate in crime in known as Nitsudge, or "Nitsudgey-oo-oo" as he is more affectionately known among the females of our species. We broadcast a video image of our antics on cable channel 46 while we play our music in the background (we are a KDRK Underground shift). Expect to hear plenty of indie rock, surf, trash rock, ska, punk, garage punk--you name it--plus some other stuff that you normally won't hear on the real radio. Remember: this is KDRK, Dork Radio!! So expect anything. Colonization takes place every Friday from 6 to 8 p.m. on channel 46. BE PREPARED!!!

Our tool for world domination

News

It's all over... We're currently careeming through interstellar space away from earth since we've been assigned to another world... We had a great time on your planet, but unfortunately, our job is now done. You can still email us, as we can download data transmissions at superluminescient velocities. Nitsudge, the newly-created BF8000, and I wish you well in the fight against corporate whore rock! But never give up hope!! You never know when you might just happen to run into one of the Aliens Against CWR again!

By the way, since our show got cut off at the very end (STUPID HUMAN TECHNOLOGY!!!), you missed the climatic conclusion to Aliens Against CWR: Terminal Broadcast. Here is the BF8000's final message to our watchers:

"Project Aliens Against CWR is now terminated. Our takeover of Des Moines is now complete. We thank you for being enthusiastic brainwash participants and wish you well in the continued fight against corporate whore rock. We hope that our presense on this world will be as missed as you will be to us. Farewell planet earth, and good night." --the BF8000

Current brainwash count: All of Des Moines

Current rumors indicate that there might be an AACWR reunion show next spring!! Woohoo!

By the way, if you still have absolutely no idea what kind of music we play(ed), check out this brief list of bands that you can (no longer) request from for us to play. Then, you can (no longer) call us up and really impress us!! Or you can check out a playlist for more ideas:

Playlist from 5/7/99 (the final one!)
Playlist from 4/16/99
Playlist from 4/9/99
Playlist from 3/12/99
Playlist from 3/5/99
Playlist from 2/26/99
Playlist from 2/19/99
Playlist from 12/5/98

(Older News)

Fun and Games!

What is Nitsudge saying? Email us your response! Choose one:

A.) "Look at all these wonderful brainwashing devices! Lovely!!"
B.) "Oooh, dear... I seemed to have ripped a hole in the seat of my trousers..." (picture him saying this in a cheesy English accent)
C.) "Uh, oh! Must hide from Kered the fact that I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time..."
D.) Other (make something up!)
E.) I don't have email.

Little known Aliens Against CWR facts! Study this knowledge and then quiz your friends! Impress your hot date!

  • Rejected names for our show: "The Man or Astro-Man?/Baby Chaos/Servotron/Hum/Self/Chixdiggit Show" and "The Anti-Korn Show."

  • We are actually from that galaxy where all the British extras in Star Wars come from. Nitsudge still has his accent, but Kered lost his awhile ago.

  • The history of the AACWR robotic friends goes like this: The BF1000 was our original robot, but it started talking back to us, ran away, and now has its own show on channel 46 called "Section 8" (it never actually appeared on our show). The BF3000 made it through the first four shows, but then it went haywire and development self-awareness. It took over Kered's body, wanted to be known as Blaster (?--don't ask), and made a general nuisance of itself, but it was eventually vanquished out of Kered's mind. The BF4000 was then the current robot in use on the show, and was designed to have a female likeness. Kered built it as the replacement for the BF3000, but a bug turned up in her programming--she seemed to have a "thing" for Nitsudge. On that fateful day, April 9th, 1999, the BF4000 went completely psychotic over her missing love: Nitsudge. She took over Kered's body (this is starting to become a nasty habit) in the presense of Stirling Formula and Gyrotron and became a paranoid cybernetic organism extolling the virtues of female bands and her Nitsudgey-oo-oo. The following week featured the unfortunate demise of the BF4000 as she tried to take over our show. The BF4000 Show was a complete failure as Nitsudge brought Kered back to normal with a swift blow to her/his head with a keyboard 2 by 4 style. The Aliens Against CWR triumph once again!

  • When Nitsudge was still covertly posing as a human, he really did go to high school with the Gadgits (thus his aversion for them).

    Links!

    Find out what's going on in the local music scene! Check out these links:

    Central Iowa Music Scene
    DaVo's listing of local shows
    Hairy Mary's
    Iowa Hardcore

    Contact Info


    Email Nitsudge and me at AliensAgainstCWR@yahoo.com!
    If you send us fan mail, we'll (no longer be able to) read the best messages on the air! Really!! (We'll even read hate mail on the air, IF it's well thought out. In other words, if you send us a message that simply says, "You suck!", we'll just laugh at you.)

    Last updated 6/6/99.

    Kered's floating head says,
    "NOOOO! Corporate whore rock!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!"